Those Evil Jews, What Will They Think of Next?

As a blogger who is also a Jewish mother, I couldn't pass this story by. Ynetnews.com has an article about those in Syria who are accusing the Jews of creating and spreading bird flu in order to kill Arabs.

They say we are developing a strain that specifically attacks those with "Arab genes".

We supposedly started the strain in the Far East in order to deflect attention. (What a fake-out!)

As they say, you can't make this stuff up.

Then again, it does answer a question that has puzzled Jewish thinkers for years, namely why do Jewish mothers keep making their families chicken soup?

Aha! It's to slowly build up the immunites against the disease.

Now the only question is, what are the matza balls for?