Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Al-Aksa Martyrs Brigades Announces Take Your Daughter to Work Day

I really wish I was kidding here, but I'm not. In the Jerusalem Post there is an article about how the offshoot of Fatah held a press conference where they announced the setting up of a special female suicide bomber unit.

A spokeswoman, with her face masked of course, announced that they had 100 women already signed up to carry out suicide attacks against Israel.

To add to their charm, she hinted that they would be willing to target Hamas members also, due to the fighting between the two terrorist organizations.

Oh joy. Take a hint fellas. Don't go out on any blind dates for awhile. You never know when "you da bomb" is more than just a casual compliment.

10 Comments:

Blogger Shanah said...

So *that's* why they wanted all the female prisoners released from Israeli prisons... new recruits!

10:09 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger bec said...

you know, i have to get used to stuff like this. i'm outraged and yet, at the same time, not really surprised. i just don't understand the mentality of not just a few crazy individuals, but a whole movement, with supporters in various countries, who really believe in what they're doing.
doesn't their belief system go against human nature?
i really just can't even understand how people--men, now women, can agree to strap on explosives and kill people, themselves included. and nothing against thinking, rational men, but i always thought it would be the women who would settle things, that maybe it was the women who would want peace for their children.
sorry to rant. i think the outrage is taking over.

11:06 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger Mad Zionist said...

Islam is a terrorist organization. Any attempt to make concessions to them for peace will only result in Jewish casualties. The only way to handle islam is to approach it as a criminal entity and prosecute those who follow it to the fullest extent of the law. That means expulsion of the vermin from Eretz Israel, gang.

3:36 AM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger JJ said...

"A spokeswoman, with her face masked of course,"

Of course. They're such a proud lot, ain't they?

6:33 PM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger Amy W. said...

A male suicide bomber gets to look forward to 72 virgins in heaven. What does a female suicide bomber get?

10:16 PM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger kasamba said...

LOL!
So sad but yet so funny to think that all they have to look forward to is being one of the 70 virgins!!!!

10:51 PM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger Erica said...

Sometimes I wish Hashem would let us Jews assemble within the boundaries of halacha (and civil law, of course, because we all know that "Justice" Aharon Barak doesn't give a fuzzy rat's behind about halacha) a Flamethrower Brigade to just blow them all the heck away, once and for all ...

... Just another reason why ez iz shver tsu zein a yid.

Oh, and astute reportage as usual.

5:18 AM, July 13, 2006  
Blogger bec said...

wbmama,
please update us on the current situation over there and how you're all holding up.
-bec

7:38 AM, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Bibi may join Olmert's cabinet. Hope it's true.

9:48 AM, July 13, 2006  
Blogger westbankmama said...

Hi guys. Between being away yesterday (see the next post up) and my headache from fasting today (the 17th of Tammuz)- all I can say to you is thanks for commenting!

4:31 PM, July 13, 2006  

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